Weeeell. It was more like gray skin. It kind of reminded me of an elephant's skin? Definitely gross. The dude could have used some serious moisturizer.
(Jennifer sighs loudly.)
It did give me really bad cramps. But it didn't make me sick-sick.
(...She was probably still going to eat people.)
Maybe trolls are the version of junk-food for me. What if it causes high cholesterol or something?
Were there horns? 'Cause if they were horns, you're definitely one hundred percent in troll land.
[A beat.]
Um. Not literally. That's probably hard to get to from here.
[She makes a face at the news about the cramps - she is entirely sympathetic on that front.]
Oh. I'm sorry about the cramps. Maybe he just didn't agree with you for some reason? Or maybe it's like when anyone changes their diet really suddenly? Did he... you know... Taste okay?
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Date: 2021-09-30 08:10 pm (UTC)You ate a troll? I mean, that sounds like a troll. Gross skin? Like green? That's great news! You don't need to eat people!
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Date: 2021-09-30 11:29 pm (UTC)(Jennifer sighs loudly.)
It did give me really bad cramps. But it didn't make me sick-sick.
(...She was probably still going to eat people.)
Maybe trolls are the version of junk-food for me. What if it causes high cholesterol or something?
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Date: 2021-10-01 03:53 am (UTC)[A beat.]
Um. Not literally. That's probably hard to get to from here.
[She makes a face at the news about the cramps - she is entirely sympathetic on that front.]
Oh. I'm sorry about the cramps. Maybe he just didn't agree with you for some reason? Or maybe it's like when anyone changes their diet really suddenly? Did he... you know... Taste okay?